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THE ALAMO GUIDE for March 25th, 2010
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| WE ARE BACK IN ACTION! SXSW is over for another year, and we are jam packed with SUPER FUN TIMES! For reals. We’ve got new release films out the wazoo, and a full week of specialty programming.First off, for all you hot tub enthusiasts, the most ridiculous (or genius?) time travel film to date opens Friday at the Ritz. That’s right, folks, it’s a HOT TUB TIME MACHINE. If you’re more of a genre type of guy or gal, check out MOTHER, the newest thriller from the director of THE HOST! If you never saw The Host, go rent that, and THEN you’ll really want to see Mother! We’ve also got GREENBERG at S. Lamar starting Friday for all you thirty-somethings in an existential crisis… or for those that just want to see Ben Stiller in an existential crisis. Other fun things include the VULCAN vs I LUV VIDEO TRIVIA CHALLENGE! Vulcan Video took home the VCR trophy last year, but can they hold on to their reign? MASTER PANCAKE starts their mockery of BRAVEHEART this weekend, the second installation of CINEMA CLUB is Sunday with BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN and a discussion led by the awesome Tom Schatz, THE ACTION PACK is starting THE WEDDING SINGER QUOTE-ALONG and THE LADIES OF THE 80s SING-ALONG, and we have another Rolling Roadshow! Robert Altman’s NASHVILLE will be screening outdoors at LAGUNA GLORIA in collaboration with AMOA’s newest gallery!
Oh! And quick heads up, tickets for the INDIANA JONES COMPLETE TRILOGY (yes, trilogy) FEAST went on sale yesterday, so they’re selling fast! And tickets for AN EVENING WITH WEIRD AL YANKOVIC go on sale Friday! Wahoo!!!!
Be sure to keep an eye on the Alamo Drafthouse Blog for up-to-date information and last minute awesomeness, and check out our Twitter feeds (further down on the page) to be updated on our awesome lives. |
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Opens Friday at the Ritz
The best titled film of 2010!
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE is a hilarious homage to the 1980s. The clothes, the hairstyles, the music, and the attitudes all bring you back to a simpler time, a time when Reagan was the president but Charles was in charge. This fish out of (warm) water story brings together a great comedy team in Corddry and Robinson, and John Cusack is back to his BETTER OFF DEAD, SAY ANYTHING persona as the troubled romantic lead. The great cast also features Lyndsy Fonseca, who is soon to light up the screen in KICK-ASS, Chevy Chase, and the scene-stealing Crispin Glover as a one-armed man. |
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Opens Friday at S. Lamar
“A superb murder mystery, with twists coming thick and fast yet always at the right moments. “
Maggie Lee, Hollywood Reporter
From the director of THE HOST!
A mother lives quietly with her twenty-eight-year-old son, Do-joon, providing herbs and acupuncture to neighbors. One day, a girl is brutally murdered, and Do-joon is charged with the killing. Now, it’s
his mother’s call whether to prove him innocent or to leave him imprisoned.
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Opens Friday at S. Lamar
From Noah Baumbach, writer/director of THE SQUID & THE WHALE and MARGOT AT THE WEDDING and writer of THE LIFE AQUATIC and FANTASTIC MR. FOX!
Roger Greenberg [Ben Stiller], single, fortyish and at a crossroads in his life, finds himself in Los Angeles, house-sitting for six weeks for his more successful/married-with-children brother. In search of a place to restart his life, Greenberg tries to reconnect with old friends including his former bandmate Ivan [Rhys Ifans]. But old friends aren’t necessarily still best friends, and Greenberg soon finds himself spending more and more time with his brother’s personal assistant Florence [Greta Gerwig], an aspiring singer and also something of a lost soul. Despite his best attempts not to be drawn in, Greenberg and Florence manage to forge a connection, and Greenberg realizes he may at last have found a reason to be happy.
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Friday, March 26 at Village
Animals in Alamoland! The Austin Humane Society event has been rescheduled for this FRIDAY, March 26th at Alamo Village from 4-7 pm. Wonderful animals will be available for adoption and it’s the LAST DAY to buy raffle tickets to win a 2010 Mazda Miata! Drawing Saturday, March 27th. Don’t miss out!!
For more information go to www.austinhumanesociety.org and be sure to check out their PSA HERE! |
| MASTER PANCAKE: BRAVEHEART
Starts this weekend at the Ritz
PROUDLY SPONSORED BY KERBEY LANE CAFE!
Beginning in March, Master Pancake quells everyone’s favorite tale of Scottish rebellion: BRAVEHEART (1995). Featuring an egregiously bemulleted Mel Gibson (LETHAL WEAPON 3, LETHAL WEAPON 4) as Scottish blowhard/face-painter William Wallace, a warrior and Jesus-figure that Mel can really sink his nails into. Also starring Patrick McGoohan (THE PRISONER, SILVER STREAK) as Wallace’s unfortunately named enemy, Edward Longshanks. Speaking of length, if you’re worried about run-time, you needn’t: Master Pancake has edited this epic 3-hour tale down to a lean 1.6 hours. Just enough time to make you laugh til you’re blue in the face. Come out and watch as Master Pancake declares primae noctis on this overrated classic! (John) |
| LA DANSE – THE PARIS OPERA BALLET
Brunch screenings this weekend at the Ritz
Read The Austin Chronicle’s 4 Star review here
In this lyrical and beautiful film, vérité auteur Frederick Wiseman
turns his camera on the Paris Opera Ballet. You’ll see a montage of the maintenance staff painting walls, buffing armrests, and picking up litter, then a rehearsal of a contemporary ballet danced by a man and a woman, then a scene featuring the director of the Paris Ballet working out the benefits that will be provided for certain donor levels, then a performance of a classical ballet featuring over 20 dancers. These scenes are not connected in any particular way, other than the fact that, seen together, they provide a total portrait of this ballet company. |
| CINEMA CLUB: BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
Sunday, March 28 at the Ritz
This month we we are proud to welcome Dr. Thomas Schatz, distinguished UT professor and author.
Cinema Club is an interactive new series that highlights the
sophisticated appreciation and discussion of classic films from cinema history. At each screening a prominent film historian will introduce an essential film classic. Following the film, the speaker and members of our programming team will lead a discussion of the film, offering insight into the film’s production, history, and artistic qualities. This is a venue for film appreciation, to discover or revisit the outstanding achievements of yesterday. Each screening will be accompanied by program notes written by our on-staff film historians. This is your premiere opportunity to relax and bask in the glorious silver screen. |
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Sunday, March 28 at Ritz
FREE ADMISSION! COME ON OUT AND SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO STORE. WIN PRIZES!
Once in a while we stop and think how fortunate we are to have both I Luv Video and Vulcan Video in the same city. Most towns don’t even have one decent video store. We have two chains of amazing video stores. And we know from frequenting all the locations that they know their movie trivia. So, just for kicks, we’re going to put them to the test and find out which of the mighty empires can reign as Trivia Champs for 2010.
Weird Wednesday programmer Lars Nilsen and Terror Tuesday programmer Zack Carlson will compile the funnest/craziest questions they can come up with and at the end of the night only one video retailer can emerge victorious. After last year’s win, can Vulcan defend their title from the mighty movieminds of I Luv Video? BE THERE to FIND OUT when HISTORY IS MADE and BEER IS DRANK! |
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Monday, March 29 at the Ritz
Sponsored by Austin’s greatest music store, End of an Ear Records, and Austin’s most essential vintage furniture and decor store, Room Service.
Join us for the classic documentary about Jesco White, greatest living Appalachian mountain dancer, hell-raiser, glue-sniffer and all-around hero for our times. “In the dark recesses of the hills of Boone County, West Virginia lives a man named Jesse (Jesco) White. Around 1990, the eccentric “genius” of this Appalachian everyman became the subject of an irreverent documentary titled DANCING OUTLAW, and whether viewed as a comedy or a study in psychosis, the video has managed to catch the attention of quite a few people…This sociological milestone takes the viewer on an enlightening trip into the lives of people in a part of America that is shrouded in mystery, folklore and (not always unjustified) stereotypes. Go tell your friends… This is required
viewing, especially after a few bottles of cough syrup”. (Jake Harvey, FilmZone) |
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Tuesday and Wednesday at Ritz
Two estranged brothers decide to end their separation at their
twenty-year high school reunion. One brother has had a horrible car accident leaving him with severe brain damage, prone to troubling and violent mood swings. The other, who was captain of the football team, is now a woman and is bringing her girlfriend along for support. Their reunion turns from bittersweet to frightening, and always leaves you flabbergasted and enraptured. This fantastic story about mental illness, gender dilemmas, and family is so shocking and incredible that it is hard to believe…even before the shocking genetic link to Orson Welles comes into play! Director and subject Kimberly Reed is able to capture the mania, confusion and complications involved in her injured family. An exceptionally personal and involving film.
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Tuesday, March 30 at Ritz
Pure pulse-blasting entertainment for only a buck! SPONSORED BY VULCAN VIDEO!!!
Alien invaders are such major turds! They come to our planet completely uninvited, take over our bodies, listen to blistering heavy metal, commit explosive, murderous crimes and then exit our bullet-ridden corpses to possess a new host. So rude! Well, in 1987, Jack Sholder decided he wasn’t gonna stand for it any more and directed the most white-knuckle-violent xenophobic action meltdown in horror history! Featuring countless savage shoot-outs and an unconditional disregard for human life, THE HIDDEN tops the charts as one of the all-time greatest rocket-fueled brutalityfests! (Zack) |
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Tuesday, March 30 at the Village & S. Lamar
SHIT, Y’ALL! IT’S THE FINAL SEASON! The promos keeps saying “The time for questions (bum bum bum)… is over!” – WHY DO I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
We screen two episodes for each show: the previous week’s episode followed by a short break and then the new episode fresh of the DVR. Screenings will be in HD quality and booming surround sound! It’ll also be super fun and if you watch this show but never with a crowd, I highly recommend the experience. There are a lot of collective gasps and “WTF!”s that make this viewing party so much more than a private living room screening. Oh, and we don’t allow talkers, so don’t let that be a concern. We’ll kick their asses out faster than you can say “4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42!”
To get food/drink vouchers to the SOUTH LAMAR SCREENING go here!
To get food/drink vouchers to the VILLAGE LOST SCREENING go here! |
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Wednesday, March 31 at the Ritz
PRESENTED BY I LUV VIDEO!
DARKER THAN AMBER, based on a novel by John D. MacDonald, is one of the best man-pulp movies. The book is one of the long running and very popular Travis McGee series. McGee is a kind of proto-dropout “knight errant” who lives on a houseboat and could only be coerced into action by the death of a friend, a large sum of money or the pretty persuasion of a
mini-skirted young lass in trouble. This movie captures the feel of man-pulp to a T. You can almost hear the pages turning. With Rod Taylor, Suzy Kendall and, most memorably, biker movie great William Smith who damn near rips Taylor’s arm off in the climactic fight scene. This movie so impressed Bruce Lee that he insisted on director Clouse for his American debut ENTER THE DRAGON. (Lars) |
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Thursday, April 1 at Ritz
UNBRIDALED Bridal Boutique will sponser a photobooth to have your awesome 80’s photos taken at the APRIL 1ST SHOW only (no foolin’). “Special Prizes” for Best Robbie Hart look-a-like and, Oh my GOD! A $500 UNBRIDALED GIFT CERTIFICATE to the BEST 80’s Bride costume!.
It’s time to party like its 1985! Seriously this could be mistaken for a totally ’80s sing-along with the amount of goods we get to wail out during this movie, Boy George, George Michael, David Bowie–and you even get to hear old Rosie bust out Rapper’s Delight. Couple that with the fact that this is Adam Sandler’s best comedy, and you got yourself a night to remember. Come on out and join The Action Pack for this hybrid sing/quote-along as we watch Robbie Hart sing our favorite wedding songs and try to romance Julia away from that dick Glenn Gulia. What kind of name would Julia Gulia be anyway?! Not only will we be busting out our usual bag of tricks with some prop handouts, but we’ll also be serving up a specialty menu with Rosie’s oversized meatballs and rum and cokes. Just look out, we might wanna watch your face as you enjoy them. |
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Thursday, April 1 at the Ritz
With special prizes from STITCH LAB!
The LADIES OF THE ’80s SING-ALONG has been one of the Action Pack’s most popular shows for years now, and this year we’ve got all of the favorites back, with a few choice new selections that haven’t been featured in any Sing-Along before. So we’ll have the 99 red balloons bouncing around in the theater during the song that shares a name with the props we use, and we’ll have naked men falling from the balconies when the Weather Girls talk about the day when it first started raining men. But don’t be surprised to hear Donna Summer tell us all about how hard she works for the money, or the Pointer Sisters tell us about how excited they are (they’re SO excited, btw). |
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Thursday, April 1 outdoors at LAGUNA GLORIA
To help celebrate the opening of AMOA’s new exhibit American Letterpress: The Art of The Hatch Show Print (Feb 13 – May 9), we’re teaming up to present Robert Altman’s classic film NASHVILLE in the open-air amphitheater on their spectacular Laguna Gloria campus!
Springtime in Austin at Laguna Gloria is as good as it gets anywhere on Earth, and we’re going to bring in even more to ensure this will actually be THE BEST place to be! Enjoy delicious Southern fare prepared by Alamo executive chef John Bullington, ice-cold beer, live letterpress demonstrations and even walk away with your very own Hatch Show Print poster!
For more information about the exhibit, please visit www.amoa.org.
A ticket to this event includes:
- Screening of NASHVILLE in AMOA’s gorgeous Laguna Gloria Amphitheater
- A live letter press demonstration by Drive By Press
- A “Tennessee” picnic served up by Alamo executive chef John Bullington
- Admission to the Hatch Show Print exhibit at AMOA’s downtown gallery |
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Thursday, April 1 outdoors at Tim & Karrie League’s house!
This year I am riding the MS150 with a group of friends. All of us agreed that we hate cold-calling our friends for money. So instead of traditional fundraising, our team is raising money for MS by hosting an awesome evening with a movie, a four-course French feast and plenty of wine.
Please join us on Saturday, April 3rd at my house for an outdoor
screening of the modern cycling classic THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE. Executive chef John Bullington will be preparing a four course French
meal to complement the film and we will not be stingy with the wine. (Tim League)
Here’s a look at what’s in store:
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Charcuterie – Fromage de Tete, Duck Prosciutto, Pate
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Salade Lyonnaise
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Escargot and Morels in puff pastry
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Seared Tenderloin Medallions with Bearnaise, Salt Roast
Asparagus and Pommes Gratin
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Mousse au Chocolat
Tickets for this event are $90, and all proceeds will be donated to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society! Donating to charity has never been this tasty.
Note: there is also an option to donate for those folks who will not be able to attend. 100% of your donation will be passed on to the MS Foundation. |
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NEW PARKING DISCOUNT FOR ALAMO RITZ!
WOO! EASY DOWNTOWN PARKING!
We all know that parking downtown can be a small hassle. While there’s usually some meter parking a few blocks from the theater, driving around and searching for that can be tiresome, and what if you’re carrying a cinder block with you to the theater cause you want to use it as a booster seat? That block is HEAVY!
Which is why we’ve partnered with the parking garage at 7th and San Jacinto and convinced them to open on days they were previously closed,
as well as to provide a $2.00 discount from their regular rates to anyone who returns to their car with an Alamo ticket stub. Just pay the full price on your way in, then stop by the attendant with stub in hand on your way back to your car, and you’ll get a $2 refund. Easy parking, good deals, and all just a block away from the Ritz.
At this point that discount will unfortunately NOT apply on Friday and Saturday, but if we show them how loyal Alamo customers can be, we might be able to swing a discount on the weekends at some point in the future as well. Look for the Alamo sign on the parking garage in the next week or so, and we’ll see you downtown!
The garage is on 211 E. 7th St, Southwest Tower garage.
Big thanks to HOSPITALITY PARKING for helpin’ us out! |
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We here at the Alamo love the internet. It’s got all sorts of cool things on it! Sometimes we want to share that stuff with you! Also, we like to let you know when shows are on sale, surprise screenings, and general fun things that we do. Follow us to get up-to-date and instantaneous Alamo news (and general personal information about our fantastic Programming Dept.). All the cool kids are doing it!
Tim League: @TimAlamo (Founder/Owner)
Henri Mazza: @HenriMazza (Creative Director/Programmer)
Lars Nilsen: @LarsAlamo (Programmer/Weird Weds Coordinator)
Brad Parrett: @AlamoBrad (Programmer/Booking)
Zack Carlson: @ZackAlamo (Programmer/Terror Tues Coordinator)
Caitlin Stevens: @CaitlinEStevens (Programmer/Promotions)
Sing-Along/Quote-Along info: @TheActionPack
Alamo Drafthouse information: @Drafthouse
Fantastic Fest information: @FantasticFest
MondoTees information: @MondoNews |
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UPDATE! While teachers may not be part of the service industry, they work their asses off trying to make kids not stupid and stuff. With that in mind, we think they deserve a break as well! Teachers, you are now welcome to the discounts of Service Industry Night! Take a load off! Have a drink!If you work in the service industry, you deserve a break! Bring your I.D. and current pay stub from your service industry job to any Sunday, post-9:30pm screening at the Alamo Village and get in for just $5! Or purchase your ticket online and bring your pay stub to the box office before the show. We’ll also have the Working Man’s Beer Bucket special available at these shows for just $12!
Ticket rate applicable to any feature that’s accepting passes and special pricing. Some new releases exempt for first two weeks.
Want your own private theater for S.I.N? Contact Ashley Hartsfield for details of special service industry packages available for venue rentals!
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That’s what we’ve got for this one. Let us know what you think, and we’ll see you at theater.
SHE’S ALIVE!… ALIVE!!
Caitlin Stevens
Twitter: @caitlinestevens
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Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
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GREENBERG
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Ben Stiller in the life of a thirty-something. Opens Friday at Lamar. Click Here to get tickets now!
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| HOT TUB TIME MACHINE |

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It’s a hot tub, AND a time machine! WHAT?!. Opens Friday at the Ritz. Click Here to get tickets now!
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MOTHER
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The newest film from the director of THE HOST! Opens Friday at Lamar. Click Here to get tickets now!
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| HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON in REALD 3D! |

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Adorable AND 3D?! Sign me up! Opens Friday at Lamar. Click Here to get tickets now!
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BEST WORST MOVIE
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A fantastic documentary on Troll 2’s excellent terribleness! Opens April 23 at Lamar! Click Here for info!
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| THE RUNAWAYS |

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Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning as Joan Jett and Cherie Currie! Now playing at Lamar. Click Here for tix!
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THE BOUNTY HUNTER
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Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston. I smell a ROMCOM! Now playing at Village. Click Here for tix!
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| ALICE IN WONDERLAND in 3D! |

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Tim Burton’s newest film in brain-melting 3D! Now playing! Click Here to get Lamar tix, Click Here to get Village tickets!
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| TV at the ALAMO: LOST |

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It’s the Final Season, y’all! Tuesday at the Village & Lamar. Click Here to get Village tix! Click Here for Lamar tix!
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| RENT THE RITZ FOR SPECIAL EVENTS! |
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Host your next event at our theater! Click Here for more information!
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| BRUNCH AT THE ALAMO! |
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All weekend screenings before 2pm now have a brunch menu available! Click Here to see the menu!
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